Makanan Melayu Dalam Bahasa Omputih

Hey guys! Korang buat apa eh new year ni? ada aktiviti menarik ke? ada jalan mana-mana tak? shopping? dating? family day? kenduri kawen? atau pun study untuk final exam? Muehaha. Tibe2 i peramah la pulak malam ni nak tanya banyak2 soklan.

Okay, tak payah jawab pun takpe. i semakin rajin untuk update blog dengan kerap lately. mungkin i bosan. new year ke tak new year same je. duduk rumah main nyorok2 dengan adik beradik lagi best. <--- alasan bagi mereka yang tak pergi mana2.

Eh sebenarnya bukan pasal new year i nak cakap. tadi i terjumpa sesuatu yang funny dan comel. i bet some of you dah pernah baca kan. takpe, its okay. tapi still nak share dengan u guys jugak. Hoho.

Tajuk dia adalah jeng jeng jeng...apabila makanan Melayu di Englishkan. i copy this from one of my friend's facebook status. i think dekat google pun hado jugak.

1. BELACAN = BELL - ARCH - UN

2. TEMPE = TEMP - AIR

3. CENCALUK = CHANGE - CHARGE- LOOK

4. JERING = JAR - INK

5. PULUT PANGGANG = PULL -OUT PUNK - GANG

6. AYAM PERCIK = ARE - ARM - PERT - CHECK

7. KUIH KODOK = COW - EIGHT COW - DOG

8. SIPUT SEDUT = SHIP - OUT SAD - OUT

9. PULUT KUNING = PULL - OUT CORN - INK

10. KUIH KARIPAP = COW - EIGHT CARRY - PUB

11. LEMPENG PISANG = LAMP - PINK PEACE - LUNG

12. PEKASAM = PEAK - A - SOME

13. GULAI KAMBING = GOAL-LIE - COME - IN

14. SIRAP = SAY - RUBB

15. GULAI LEMAK = GOAL - LIE LAMP - MARK

16. CILI PADI = CHILD - LY – PADDY

I was laughing my ass of as I'm reading all these funny2 names. So, i decided to create my own as well. Pasal i takde kerja nak buat dan mahu habiskan baki cuti i sebulan lebih je lagi. before i masuk belajar semula. sobs sobs. okay, this time, I did it by myself. Here it goes;

1. LEPAT PISANG- LOVE PART PIECE SANG

2. ROTI JALA - ROAD TEA JAR LURE

3. KEROPOK LEKOR - CAR ROW POKE LAY CORE

4. SERI MUKA- SAREE MOO CAR

5. LOMPAT TIKAM - LUMP PET TEA CALM

6. NASI DAGANG - NEST SEE DAD GANG

7. REMPEYEK - RAMP PAY YET

8. KELEDEK GORENG - CAKE LAY DECK GO RENT

9. DODOL - DOOR DOLL

10. BADAK BERENDAM - BAR DUCK BAY RAN DAMN

11. CEK MEK MOLEK - CHECK MATE MORE LEG

12. KASWI - CAST WE

13. BEGEDIL - BURGER DAY

14. KETUPAT- CARE TWO PART

Sounds so over and gedik khennn? Serupo macam i la jugok. Haha goodnight everyone. semoga hari esok lebih baik dari hari ini. Assalamualaikum ;)