Kisah Goodie Bag

Semalam i date dengan gupren i, Ruslina. pasal i ada la nak kasi something dekat dia. tapi waktu ajak dia keluar tak leh la cakap nak bagi apa. nanti tak surprise. so i pendamkan je dulu hasrat hati. ewahhh, dah macam apa pulak kan. gedik tau!

Okay2 proceed to the topic, disebabkan ada kedai baru bukak, so mesti la nak ziarah. baju-baju dia memang banyak la. gupren i nih kurus so senang la carik size. pejam mata pun boleh pilih. gupren i ni adala beberapa helai baju comel yang dia pilih. so dah pilih2, terus ke kaunter nak bayar.

Lepas bayar, dia mintak tengok resit. lepas tengok resit dia kata gupren i ni layak dipinang. eh? maksud i layak la cube try test permainan yang depa sediakan. kalau menang dapat hadiah. i berharap la kot2 ada acara 4x400 meter bawak balang muruku berganti2 ke. suka jugak kan. tapi takde la pulak. i cuma ingat dua jenis je. sama ada baling bola masuk dalam jaring. ala2 basketball la kan. lagi satu, suruh putar roda. ala-ala roda impian. tapi i nama kan dia wheel of penipu.

last2 gupren i ni pilih la nak putar wheel tu. putar2, sekali penunjuk tu berhenti dekat 'goodie bag'. dalam hati, tak menang baucer dapat goodie bag ok la kan. sekali time dia hulur, paper bag je! alahai, lain kali kan kalau setakat nak kasi paper bag jela kan baik kau tulis dekat wheel tu 'paper bag'. bukan tak bersyukur cuma lain kali jangan tulis goodie bag kalau kau nak bagi paper bag kosong je. goodie bag mesti la ada bag and goodies nye. kalau kau isi gula-gula daim sebijik pun takpe. choi, bukan bag saje2 je.

bila i mintak satu lagi paper bag, terus kata tak boleh. konon2 paper bag limited la kan. ewah2, i bukan la desperate sangat nak paper bag tu. sengaja jela i mintak. pasal kasihan dekat gupren i ni, dapat paper bag kosong. kot2 la boleh bagi dua kan. tapi sudah takde rezeki, so sabor jelah kan.

p/s: nak bagi hadiah kena la jugak beradab bukan? sudah2 lantok la, meh kita layan lagu nomel2. badan ketak-ketak tough, nampak garang dalam Running Man tapi, nyanyi lagu comel. suka part dia menari tu (ssat yang ke 44) . suka sparta Jong Kook sangat !

Graduation Day!

After 4 years memaksa diri bangun pagi, berlari-lari ke kelas pasal selalu lambat, bersengkang mata buat assignment, tidur dengan buku semata-mata untuk test esoknya, study last minute untuk exam. Alhamdulillah finally tamat jugak menuntut ilmu. muahaha. i rasa macam masih tiny tot masa masuk belajar dulu. and the best thing is masa tu kurus lagik. thank you Unisel for making me fat. eh?

some random pictures during our big day;

We have perarakan graduan in the early morning. so we need to line up.

my alumni card

everyone is trying to give the best sexiest pose ever~

all my sayang-ness. 1,2 3 sayang semuanya!

alhamdulillah. i'm glad, i'm grad!

once we were out from the hall, we started to baling our mortar board ke langit. ewahhh. one of my friend accidentally pronounce as mother board

ini lah hasilnya.

hoyeahhhhh!!!! dah macam gundik2 China yang baru tukar status jadi maharani. hak hak hak

semua orang sedang mempersiapkan bontot masing-masing. get ready for another lompatan.

aiyoo amma pudichideke. this pic kinda small. tapi, takpe. lompatan sarjana muda kah?

i was saying, 'Tidakkkkkkkkkkkkkkk"

Tak habis2 lagi. dah lompat. dah lompat nak baling. dah baling nak sambut balik. dah sambut balik, nak lompat semula.

See. scattered everywhere ataih jalan. hang jgn lupa, hang pinjam ja tu semua. satgi jahanam, sapa nak pi bayaq? pi kutip balikkk!! rofl

so, we decided to wear it back. XD

Congratulations dearest Teslians. some of you ada yang dah kerja. ada yang dah sambung buat master. all the best in future. Remember our batch, B.Ed (Hons) TESL 3/2007/2008 are the best, forever and after. Insyaallah.

and finally;

Bersyukur sangat ada Mak, Abah, Faiz Moringe, Asyraf, Ira and Apeh. thank you for the love and support. love you all so much3. i promise ini bukan convo saya yang terakhir ;D

and to this person, i owe you so many things for the past 3 years. dia akan cuba usaha buat apa saja as long as i'm happy with it. once again, thank you so much. doakan kami. amin ;)

p/s: ewah, dah macam menang award apa dah. I've got a surprise gift from my parents. thank you. looking forward for a holiday after so longggg. sunday, please come faster! bye~

Five Sengal Things;

5 perkara-perkara sengal yang i pernah buat;

1. Marah

I kalau dah janji nak skype, i mesti akan tunggu. lepas tu yang buat i marah bila dah chat, orang tu diam je. tak reti2 nak balas. sapa tak marah kan? memang la marah. mule la hantar ayat2 sentap. tapi last2 i baru realize, i salah hantar chat. i tak hantar dekat orang yang sepatutnya. i anta dekat echo/sound test service. tapi sejak dari tu, kadang2 i suka hantar 'hi' dekat dia. walapun i tau cinta i bertepuk sebelah tangan je.

2. Tolak Tarik

I bengang dengan kakak farmasi. lantas nak blah cpt2 la. lepas tu i tolak pintu tu. eh apesal tak boleh pulak. tadi i tolak masuk ikut pintu sama takde hal pun. apesal nak keluar dah tak boleh. apa kakak farmasi tu dengki ke i cantek sangat sampai boleh lock pintu automatic ke. tapi rupa2 nya baru i perasan. dah trang tang tang tulis PUSH/tarik dekat pintu tu. i dok tolak2 pintu pun takde gune bila sepatutnye kena tarik. memang lepas tu i terus TARIK muka masam la kan. Walaupun push (tolak) dan pull (tarik) dah empat ploh lafan kali belajar dekat sekolah tapi masih lagi tersalah.

3. Colgate

Bila i terlambat bangun nak pergi kelas kadang2 i tak dapat beza colgate dengan pencuci muka. sesekali i tertaruk colgate dekat muka dan i gosok gigi gune pencuci muka i. janji muke putih gune colgate dan gigi rasa segar, tulus, mulus dan gebu sangat.

4. Terlalu banyak draft

I taip panjang2 dekat blog and lastly i save sebagai draft je. lepas tu esok i taip benda lain pulak. lepas tu i simpan dekat draft jugak. i tak tau kenapa i tak tekan publish post. kalau i tgk draft i skrg ni memang banyak entry2 yang i simpan. entah, mgkin i nak jadikan entry pusaka untuk diwariskan kepada cicit nombor empat i nanti.

5. Tak kisah

Kite selalu gune ayat ni kan bila tak tau nak decide. 'tak kisah, mana-mana je.' atau 'tak kisah, ikut je.' tapi dulu i pernah teman cousin i. sebab dia nak pergi wisma kfc. mase tu i sekolah lagi. mana la biasa jalan kl. selalu pergi dengan ayah. tak terfikir pun nak tengok and belajar hafal jalan. so, mase tu kami naik teksi. lepas tu, masa masuk je teksi, cousin i ni dok kalut jawab talipon. pastu masuk2 je, driver tu terus pandang i lantas bertanya nak pergi mana. i dengan selamba jawab,'Tak kisah la uncle. mana-mana pun boleh." And yes, teksi tu tak bergerak sampai la cousin i letak talipon.

Sebenarnya banyak lagi. tapi aku bagi 5 je dulu. kira mcm set tangan and cakap give me 5! ya, kalau dia nak set tangan balik. kalau dia give me 5 dekat pipi. u should say, another 5 please. lol. why not u guys pun bg 5 perkara sengal yg korg pernah buat dulu ke semalam ke. okay, i skrg kena off dulu. pasal nak turun dekat lobi hotel. rasdan dah tunggu. ewahhh jangan salah faham. i'm with my family in this room. and he's in another room. next door je pun. okay byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

mood; tak sabar nak convo besok~~ :D

Book Review

Currently I'm reading a book entitled 'Honk If You're Malaysian.'

I really love reading the book. what can i say about the author is i think she is a great observer. she observes many things that mostly happened around us. that inspired her to write this book. though sometimes its a little bit sacarstic but its trueeeeee what she said.

It has 57 stories. short stories. not a long and too wordy. bukan kisah sang kancil dan buaya ataupun kisah2 politik. its more like what really happen in our society but we do not realize it. each story adelah dalam around 1-3 pages. its a good starts for me yang malas nak membaca buku yang tebal.

one of my fav part is how to be savy shoppers. i akan re-tell with my own words. i think what Lydia Teh said is so trueee.

Do you love to shop? Are you one of those savy shoppers? Take note here. Either you gonna say, "Its okay, i can wait for mega sale if i wanna buy make ups/clothing items at lower prices." or "I don't really shops when i go to mall. i prefer window shopping." Alright, you can wear make up, read favourite books, listen to good music, showing off branded clothing items, have varities of food for lunch and try real good massage. yes you can. you can have all these wonderful things without using your money at all. so here it goes;

Wear make-up;

Cosmetic store adalah the first place you need to go. every cosmetic store mesti ada tester. start dari lipstick, eye shadow, compact power sampailah ke pemerah pipi. you can test by putting all of these on you face. in a minute, you will look like a celebrity. Instead of putting on make up je, if you pass by the perfume shop, you pun boleh jadi wongi2. even you dah almost 2 days tak mandi.

Read favourite books;

Thicker book with hardcover memang expensive. the costs can reach up to hundreds over. so grab your fav book, choose the most comfortable place, sit and enjoy reading. unless it stated there, "No free reading." But most big bookstores even provide u with tiny stools. so membaca itu jambatan ilmu kan kawan-kawan?

Listen to good music;

Your fav singer baru je released new album. so lets off to music store. kadang-kadang mereka akan mainkan lagu-lagu dari album baru daripada artis fav u tu. tak payah beli album bukan?so, just relax and enjoy your great time there. perhaps you can even sing along. show your great voice. no need to book a place for you to karaoke,no more. bukan itu sahaja sometimes, they are playing movies instead of songs. so again, why waste money to but movie ticket when you can watch the movie for free?

Showing off branded clothing items;

ZARA, MNG, GUESS, BURBERRY, KATE SPADE, FENDI, VICTORIA SECRET. all of them are very expensive. clothing items doesn't mean baju seluar dress, baju dalam, g-string je. handbag, kasut, sunglass semua pun consider sebagai clothing items. grab 3 pieces of any clothing items into the fitting room. cube try test pakai. if this look good on you, snap2 the picture. kalau baju you ade tulisan like 'MNG" or I love GUESS besar2 dan bling2 lagi bagus. so that people can see you're wearing an expensive shirt kot. kau hado? the last step is.........post it on facebook/twitter/blog. post 2-3 gambaq pun takpe. kalau dekat fesbuk mesti dengan caption ini, "Should i buy this ZARA's Harem Pants?" and another post with, "Among these GUESS dresses, which one you would buy if you were me?Reply asap"

Have varieties of food for lunch;

Yes, its so true. For free lagi. some mall ade carrefour, jusco, cold storage, giant ke sizuka ke apa. tak kisahlah. so you just enter the food/grocery section. jangan lupe ambik bakul sekali. as if you are going to spend all the money in your imitation Bonia's handbag tu dekat sini. normally dorang akan ada small booth. contoh, jenama Megi Kerinting baru je released new perasa. Its megi kerinting perisa itik. dia akan bagi you rasa for free. this is your great chance. you can say like, " Why are you giving me so little? Then how to taste? You'll get dabel and as if its your main course of the day!

Then jalan lagi to the biscuit/cereal section. another booth or the person is asking u to try new biscuit. try all the flavours. To satisy your rumbling stomach you can say like this, "I do not know to choose either chocolate or stawberry flavour. can you give me another try please?" and lepas tu bagi pujian yang melampau2 bahawa biskut tu terlalu sedap sehingga certain people can inzal. and you take 10 bungkus/tin biskut. put in ur basket. when you turn to another section, return it. yes, amalkan take and return. Then as for drink don't worry, if ade free trial of food, there should be free trial of drinks. Lastly, put back your empty shopping basket to its original place. or just leave it on the floor. walk straight and keluar dari situ.

Try real good massage;

After a long hours walking around at the mall, its time for you to rest. certain stores they are promoting their massage chair. they'll invite/ask you to try out how good and effective their product is. so why not? at least you can sit back and day dream for a few minutes before you going back home.

Saving tak? saving kan? tak guna duit bila you dekat mall. don't be afraid. you are not doing anything wrong. you tak curi apa2 kan. if you have at least one of this simpton, you are a savy shopper. don't worry i pun pernah terbuat salah satu dari ni. lol.

So ada banyak lagi interesting stories. but i can't reveal everything here. i'm, just sharing my fav part of the book so far. jadi u guys beli la jugak. its worth to buy seriously. eh eh blog i dah jadi blog review buku. lepas ni i nak review buku, Malam Pertama. ehhhh Malam Pertama Di Alam Kubur.

Family Outing

Maaf ku tak pernah berterus terang
Bukan ku tak mempercayaimu
Namun sebelum ku berganti rupa
Ingin aku menemuimu

Ku kan bermandikan cahaya bulan
Yang cemerlang di malam yang cerah
Memang telah lama ku nantikan
Ingin menolong yang lemah

Ewahhh sakan dok melalak lagu sailormoon. ni kira set induksi ni. takde sapa mandi cahaya bulan. mandi air pulau ada. lepas tu incident menolong golongan yang lemah akibat kaki tersepit dekat celah batu. nasib tersepit celah batu. kalau celah ****kang? tettttt..*maaf siaran tergendala sebentar*

Firstly i nak ucap selamat pengantin baru buat Abg Nan and Kak Miza (Rasdan's sister). Semoga kekal bahagia dan diberkati dunia akhirat. Buat anak ramai2. eceh, ni ucapan orang yang gatal nak kawin ni. Gambar2 kahwin later i upload. one thing i adore about this newly wed couple ni, dorang dah bercinta sejak zaman sekolah. kalau tolak tambah, masuk ni alhamdulillah dah 13 tahun 3 bulan dorang kenal hati budi masing2. okay2, dah straight to the point~

So last Sunday, anak saudara Rasdan request ajak pi mandi sungai. tapi takdak sapa nak layan. lepas tu sekali Abg Nan and Kak Miza gian la pulak nak join sama. yela, dekat singapore mana ada sungai nak mandi2. longkang ada la. so, last2 semua pun setuju. everyone set off to pulau chekas. name je pulau chekas tapi sungai je pun. ahaks.

We wish we were at the sunway lagoon. splashing water happily sambil membuat peace sign secara berjemaah. by the way, look at rasdan's butt. rase nak geget je boleh? =P

Syokk habis dok rendam badan dlm air. lepas tu tibe2 kaki i tersangkut dekat celah batu. i dah cemas. lantas tertarik baju abg nan. maaf kak miza. tak sengaja. haha. rasdan buat apa je bila kaki i tersepit? dia relaks je menyelam lepas tu seraya berkata tula, kaki besar macam gajah. gajah mana boleh mandi celah batu. grrrrr~~

ikan duyung with pelampung?

Kak Miza and Fea. Fea takut air mule2. tu yang pelampung tak nak lepas tu. tapiiii bila dah towards the end dia boleh kata, "Fea tak nak pakai (refers to the pelampung). Fea tak nak. " Ewahhh budak ni, eksen uols. campak dlm air nak? hehe.

Love this picture. i was trying so hard nak kumpul pasir nak timbun dekat badan Rasdan. u know la him. badan besar. tak cukup pasir. so i kena angkut dari one place to another. sekali time nak ambik gambar, Kak Ani muncul dengan daun pokok apa tah lantas bubuh dekat celah2 tutttt Dan. tgk muka tak bersalah Kak Ani ;D

We had so much fun. paling syokk kakak ipar Dan, Kak Ain(yg baju merah). teruja ambek gambaq ataih batu2. posing maut uols. i tak boleh tayang dekat blog pasai kang ada yang maut. LMAO. okay enough said. time to signing off. goodbye~ as-salam